The GOP (and Hillary) need to pick one and go with it...

First there is skepticism about Barack being a Muslim. After all, his middle name just sounds subversive. Scary shit.

But wait...then Barack changed from being a Muslim to being a hard core, militant black Christian. I guess his middle name isn't so scary anymore...IT'S HIS PASTOR!!!

Hold on though...I guess he's not a militant black Christian anymore....he's an elitist, God hating, Marxist who believes that religion is but a crutch for the oppressed.

I need to get some better GOP talking points, 'cause these just ain't helping. WHICH ONE SHOULD I HARP UPON? Muslim? Militant? Marxist? Arghhhhhhh.