Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I'm up late last night preparing for my "Cows Out" trial...

And the entire time I had it on the Olympics. And at around 11:30 it occurred to me that I had sat through entire round of BMX Motocross races. When in THE hell did BMX Motocross become an Olympic sport? This is just getting ridiculous. Here are some of my suggestions for the 2012 games in London:

1. Cornhole
2. Indian leg wrestling
3. Co-ed Wheelbarrow Race (Or gunny sack...I'm down with either)
4. Quarters
5. Bloody Knuckles
6. Staring Contest
7. Croquet
8. Yahtzee
9. Kickball
10.One-armed Push-Ups

I would watch each and every one of these events. I can't say the same for synchronized diving, trampoline (WTF?) or the 1000m single person canoe shitstorm. Any other suggestions?