You wanna know the REAL reason US citizens shouldn't fill out their census forms? Because if they do, there's a pretty good chance those ACORN fuckers will get ahold of their personal information and we all know what happens after that...internment ala the Japanese post-Pearl Harbor. Duh.
ACORN! ACORN! ACORN!
Good Lord, the race between her and Palin for "Most Detached Elected Official" is always neck-and-neck. But this is a doozy...even for Bachmann. Palin is gonna have to up the ante a bit...maybe claim the Democrats are responsible for inventing Asthma or something. Can't wait.